"THE CHAIRMAN: Automated Voice" Part Two in the Series from Village Voice and New York Writes Itself.

Here is "Automated Voice" Part Two in a series of videos starring Kevin Conway from Village Voice and New York Writes Itself.

A crowded train from Brooklyn stops in the tunnel and we hear the automated subway voice -- "Ladies and gentlemen we are being held momentarily by traffic ahead". As momentarily turns into a few moments, we hear it again "Ladies and gentlemen"... After a few minutes there is the inevitable realization that we're no longer on the train, but are 100 people standing inside a metal tube deep underground. As the automated voice speaks once again, we would rather hear it say -- "Ladies and gentlemen, we understand this is fucked. We'll be on our way when the motherfucking train ahead moves it ass".

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