Big Data about the Size of Your Penis

A man’s penis size is a sensitive topic. As humans of the male variety, each of us is as unique as a snowflake—from shoe size to eye color, to the length and girth of our privates. As proof, Condomania created a range of condoms called “TheyFit”—76 varied sizes in all, for men to get just the right fit.

The company has been selling this range for several years now, and has gathered quite a bit of data on their customers. In fact, they have the penis sizes of more than 27,000 men. Talk about Big Data!

It seems that the “tumescent curve” as Daily Finance puts it, runs from 3" to 10," falling into a Bell normal curve with half between 5" and 6"—data which rings true to most old wives’ tales.

From largest-to-smallest, the data shows that men in New Hampshire, Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona are at the top of the list, with dudes from Utah and Wyoming coming up a little short. By city, it appears that not everything is bigger in Dallas. They came in at the bottom of the list at #20.

How do you measure up? 

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

By city, the list of the most well-endowed citizens is topped by:

  1. New Orleans
  2. Washington DC
  3. San Diego
  4. New York City
  5. Phoenix
  6. Portland
  7. Atlanta
  8. San Francisco
  9. Chicago
  10. St. Louis
  11. Seattle
  12. Miami
  13. Indianapolis
  14. Columbus
  15. Boston
  16. Denver
  17. Los Angeles
  18. Detroit
  19. Philadelphia
  20. Dallas/Ft. Worth

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