Trenton Keith is a writing and pop culture enthusiast. He's also a sarcastic humorist, a self-described dismal satirist, and frequent user of non-sequiturs (publicly noted). Recently, he took aim at answering some questions from a random sampling of real people on Facebook, semi-real people in the concrete octagon of life, and everything in between. We’ll let you be the judge if he did anything to do to help solve their random but commonly considered queries, or simply provided one of the most humorous advice columns we’ve seen in a while. I dare you not to chuckle aloud when reading these. You might even guffaw or snort at one or more of these pointed responses.
The article appeared in two parts earlier this week:
If you’d like, you're more than welcome to email your questions to us at firstname.lastname@example.org and see if we can’t encourage Trenton to them honestly sometime in the very near future. These articles do come with a note of caution: Warning: All responses, suggestions and references are in no way guaranteed to be responsible, accurate, or free of grammatical errors.