Bacon Salt. Baconaise. Bacon Croutons. Bacon Lip Balm. You would think that Justin and Dave—of J & D's Foods, had thought of just about everything that could be made with bacon. After all, their tagline is “Everything should taste like bacon."
But it wasn’t till recently that they decided that the world needed one more thing that should taste like bacon.
So, the duo concocted Bacon condoms.
Yes, following the wild success of baconlube (yes you read that right) the company decided to sell bacon condoms which look like, and presumably taste like bacon. Call them a pork-flavored pork-looking prophylactic. The condoms sell for about $10 for a three-pack on on BaconCondoms.com and will reportedly be ready to ship in June.
Bacon condoms only appear to "make your meat look like meat." The condoms are made of latex, and come coated with the company's special brand of water-based lube...baconlube.