<placing tongue firmly in cheek>
In what could turn out to be the most elaborate salty snack promotion in history, a UFO which resembles a Doritos tortilla chip has been spotted in the skies over Britain for the third time in as many years.
In what's being called an "extra-terrestrial tortilla chip," and "Dudley Dorito" by local residents, the triangular object has been seen swooping through the night skies.
No reports of a jar of salsa trailing behind.
Source: UK Daily Mail